Lyrics: Bus bus, bus, bus Drivin it, drivin it, drivin it, yeah! I'm gonna help some kids Only got twenty hours left left to rock it I-I-I'm drivin, raise a lotta dollars This is bussing awesome Nah, walk up to the chat like "What up? I got a big QWOP!" Pledges jumped, another hour 'fore the bus stops Time at the end it get so costly That people like ("Graham! That's a moonbase posse) Bored again, fell asleep, rollin in the desert heat Messed up the score, now we gon' reset the machine Dressed like a refugee, Paul sitten next to me Probably should watched the road 'stead of Dr. Kathleen (Crassssssssssh) We had ninety-nine points! (What?) Improbable? Possible, bout to go an help a hospital Drivin up over obstacles the Desert Bus: unstoppable But we all gon' be busin it man I am runnin the auction and Raisin' the money and I'm sellin' crafty hats and scarves in this I'ma make some pony glue, I'ma make some pony glue No for real - ask your homey - I heard he's a brony too (eyup) Bus cutiemark and some road trippers Shootin down to Nevada and back with Matt Wiggins You want a CCG card? we'll sell a CCG card We'll sell a sheet, uncut, then we'll sell some geek art Also, also, my duck man, my Roscoe P. Jangles the fourth got the pig sweetened + 4 We could take some mo' things, stack it to our elbows The creepy doll would be like, "Aw, we got to sell Kroze" What you know about leg-waxin a man, son? What you knowin about CaramellDansen? I'm driving, I'm driving, I'm workin right next to plumbin' Some fans chat, that's another challenge comin Thank you Andy, Tally, Jer, an' Ashton for runnin off work cuz right now we're up here for some'm Showin off the good will you can find just by (bussin) You rock, you rock, pledges poppin by the (dozen) Your homey your matey your Kelsey, your Katie And Ken "Value-Added" Steacy gonna rock like a motherbusser Put an hour on that clock for another busser Bill's mom is gonna talk like a motherbusser He be like, "Oh, that story - mom tell it right She's like "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a secret" Solicited admission, let's all sit back and listen Fifty dollars for a secret - that's some generous gift, miss I call that getting Octopimped, miss I call that giving gifts to the kids, miss That's storytellin, though And here's a mother telling six other stories, she not stoppin' tellin' those Loading, Ready, Run, take a look what chu sellin folks Buyin kids games when they sick, man you helpin folks Man you helpin folks (Desert Bus... for the kids... yeah!) I'll drive your Desert Bus This game's ridiculous Tell Penn and Teller's that Their Smoke and Mirror's killing us I'll drive that desert bus (Graham right) I'll never stop because (now come on man) We gonna show the world (show the world) That us nerds are generous (let's go) Why are you so bad at this? I'm doing it on purpose!