Bulbasaur (single)

by MC117

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A Pokemon-themed parody of 'Handlebars' by Flobots. This track was featured on the NerdcoreNow Vol 1 compilation album.

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Thanks professor Oak for my Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur

Thanks professor Oak for my Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur

Look at me, look at me, just starting out and it's good to be
Alive and gonna be a trainer with a Beedrill and a Butterfree
I can teach you how to Double-team, I can teach you how to dance a feather
I can feed you some calcium and raise your Special Attack forever
I can hunt a lot for a Ponyta, I can beat Brock and Erika
I know all the routes from here to Pallet,
I've got an HM and I'll teach it ya
Me and my team went to Cinnabar, I can't believe that we come so far
I've got an Omastar; I'm gonna be the very best cuz, look:

I can trade my coins in for a Porygon
A Porygon
A Porygon

And I can beat a Jinx with my Flareon
My Flareon
My Flareon

Look at me, look at me, just levelled Chansey to fifty-three
An' I Live in such a small world that I'm the new league V.I.P.
I can leave weak fighters at the daycare
I breed egg moves on anything
I can design a team thats even more wild than a rampaging Nidoqueen
I can trade commons for exotics, I can make Kadabras surpass hypnotic
Suggestions, I know how to measure progress
And I can beat you any time you walk up
Been to ruins, caught an Unown, made a Clefable with a Moonstone
I know the programs that govern defense
I rule the whole league with no resistance

Cuz I can beat my rival when I catch 'em all
When I catch 'em all
When I catch 'em all

And I can put a Mew in a Pokeball
In a Pokeball
In a Pokeball

Look at me, look at me running every shop
Gonna squeeze the S.E.C. like a Machop
My reach is global, my moment mature
My stats are total, my breeding: it is pure
I can had out licences to trainers
Revoke them back if there's complainers
All the PokeMarts will do me favors
Offer protection for a small retainer
I can make anybody banned from SylphCo just because I don't like 'em
And I can determine Team Rocket's mission,
I got 'em all under my command
Cuz I can breed an army from my Dragonite
My Dragonite
My Dragonite
And I can conquer Kanto outta Pallet Town
Outta Pallet Town
Outta Pallet Town
And I can rule the planet with my Pokemon
With my Pokemon
With my Pokemon
With my Pokemon
With my Pokemon
With my Pokemon
With my Pokemon

Thanks professor Oak for my Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur

Thanks professor Oak for my Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur
My Bulbasaur

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released February 7, 2011
Recording and production by Klopfenpop. Thank you Klopfenpop

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MC117 Redmond, Washington

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Mocking music that takes itself a little (or a lot) too seriously, MC 117 produces pan-referential straight-faced commentary of hip hop, video games, and pop culture at large. Focusing on audial allusions and lyrical sleight-of-hand, this satire auteur carves his own genre in the fertile ground between "knockoff" and "ripoff". ... more

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